2026 RUN INFORMATION
#2721 - March 7 - Saturday Afternoon Joint Run (Douliu HHH)
Time: 14:00
Location: Nanke Train Station (Tainan) here
Trail Info: Why settle for a Michelin star when you can have a Dick Buffet?
Your hares have slaved over a hot trail to bring you a tasting menu of Southern Taiwan’s finest scenery. Start with a crisp trek through industrial backlots, move on to a hearty mid-course of rice paddies, and finish with a spiritual palate cleanser at a local temple.
Foghorn will be serving as your maître d', ensuring that the beer is exactly how the gods intended: lukewarm and losing carbonation by the second.
Dress Code: Scrunched-up socks and a lack of shame.
Venue: Southern Science Park (The only place where "Science"meets "Shiggy").
Trail will include a:
walkers trail: 8km
runners trail: 9km
BMFR trail: 12+km
Hares: Dick Buffet and Bitch Boy
Your Hares:
Dick Buffet and Bitch Boy (DHHH)
#2721 - March 21- Champagne Breakfast
Location: Bus Pick Up Here
Time: 7:00 AM. it's an hour ish to the start. Hares off at 8:15AM
Sign Up: Here
Trail: The Champagne Breakfast isn't just a run or walk - It's an experience! Trails through farm fields, rolling hills, sneaky climbs, secret locations and a finish line worth celebrating. Walk it. Run it. Laugh through it. Earn your bubbles. Let us whisk you away to the more quiet and charming areas of our beautiful island. An adventure that ends exactly how it should: together, celebrating and stuffing your faces with food and Mimosas. This trail will offer more than Earth, Wind and Fire. It's Water, you dumbasses so bring a spare set of clothes!
Spots on the bus will fill up fast. First 40 to sign up book their place. Don't miss out.
Cost: $1200 Ish. (includes bus, breakfast, champagne and rental of finish location)
Where: Meet at the BACK of the HSR station. see location above.
Your Hares:
Trojan Whore, Bleeding Barbie, and Less Fun Than AIDS
