Warm Pussy
May Day
Weekend Away
in Taipei
May 01, 02, and 03
Warm Pussy May Day Weekend Away in Taipei!!!
We have three trails planned for the long Labor Day Weekend in Taipei!
Everything is public transport friendly, so load up your iPass card and get ready for a rowdy good time!
---Trail 1: May Day Mixer Bar Crawl (Run #2726)
Date: May 1st (May Day Holiday)
Time: Hares off at 7:00 PM
Location: Chiang Kai-Shek Memorial Hall MRT Exit 1
Here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZJG4nm3VceacvBib8
Costs: Bring cash for the bars
Details:
Join us for a bar crawl hitting five of Taipei’s hottest spots, with some great night views along the way. The trail is MRT-friendly, but keep in mind that the last trains depart around midnight. Feel free to stay as long as you like at each stop. Hares will plan for about one drink per hour at each bar.
---Trail 2: It’s Wetter Up There Run (Run #2727)
Date: May 2nd (Saturday)
Time: Meet at 13:00; Hares off at 13:30
Location: Simple Mart near LRT Station JinWen University of Science and Technology
Here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/cKXp56Hu7HpCRwNs6
Take the Ankeng Light Rail to JinWen University of Science and Technology Station, follow the stairs up to the SimpleMart on top of the hill. The Ankeng LRT meets with the yellow circular line at Shisizhang Station. There is also a bus station next to the SimpleMart if you’re truly brave enough to take a public bus.
Costs: NT300 (Cold Beers, Soft Drinks, Snacks)
Details:
Make sure to have your cup ready for the start. We will be pouring from big Taiwan Gold Medal Bottles and Super Supaus bought at the SimpleMart. There won’t be a car or coolers at the start; this will be a “buy it; pour it” situation. The finish will be public transport friendly.
---Trail 3: Warm Pussy Run (Run #2728)
Date: May 3rd (Sunday)
Time: Meet at 10:30 am; Hares off at 11:00 am
Location: The Parking Lot Near XinDian Station (Green Line Terminal Station)
Here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/D7sTaNTNC9APWVaa7
Costs: NT300 (Cold Beers, Soft Drinks, Snacks) + NT15 to get through a private area
Details: You will need to have NT15 cash in order to access a private section and finish the trail. No coin, no glory, and a long shameful walk back to the start. You will also need a cup for down downs. We will have coolers at the start, but there will not be anywhere to leave your stuff. Leave it at the hotel. The run is MRT friendly.
---Accommodation:
There are four hotels that will be quite convenient for the runs. All four hotels are within walking distance of XinDian Station (Green Line terminal), which connects easily to every trail start and is walking distance to Sunday’s run.
It’s a long weekend, so book early or risk sleeping with the pussies.
These trails are all public transport friendly, so you really can stay anywhere in Taipei. You are responsible for your own accommodation and transportation for the Warm Pussy May Day Weekend Away in Taipei.
These are the hotels ranked based on convenience:
1) New California Hotel: https://maps.app.goo.gl/U2kWFApgvV5GWvh39
2) Bitan Hotel: https://maps.app.goo.gl/npPW6QRqdNB8fFCy9
3) Lake Hotel: https://maps.app.goo.gl/8n7fobSTpqdhRRme8
4) Beautiful Hotel: https://maps.app.goo.gl/QuxSC2VgszDV73zBA
---Food: We will have meals at ganbei places near the hotels after each of the Saturday and Sunday runs. Please register for food, so we can make reservations.
Run #2725 Croc Rules Run
Save the date: April 25, 2026
Registration: here
Remember Croc? If you do, then you already know what a Croc Rules trail means, and you can skip straight to paragraph (3).
If you don’t, sit down and let the elders spin some yarn.
(1) Croc hashed all over Taiwan. In his younger days, he ran with the China Hash, eventually migrating south to Tainan, where he founded the Tainan Hash House Harriers. That kennel unfortunately dissolved after Croc wandered further south into the Kaohsiung mountains.
It was there, during the Dragon Boat Races, that Croc encountered Premature Hare. Romance bloomed in the usual Hash fashion, and the two were married in a proper Hash Ceremony on XiaoLiuQiu Island.
(The KHHH is still patiently waiting for them to produce progeny so we can restart the Family Runs. We remain hopeful.)
(2) Croc and Premature Hare hashed with the Kaohsiung Hash for years before eventually fucking off to the United States, where they reside today.
During his time hashing with us, Croc created trails so memorable, so questionable, and so utterly unreasonable that they earned their own special designation:
“Croc Rules.”
Only Croc’s trails were ever allowed to carry that name.
You might have the best day of your life.
You might have the worst day of your life.
Either way, you asked for it.
(3) The hares recently contacted Croc and showed him photos and descriptions of the upcoming Bash trail. We asked if Run #2725 could carry the sacred designation: “Croc Rules.”
After reviewing the evidence, Croc agreed.
And so it shall be.
The hares are proud, perhaps irresponsibly so, to present a trail worthy of the name.
THE TRAILS
There will be two trails:
-Walkers Trail: at least 13 km
-Runners Trail: approximately 15 km
Both trails will feature serious climbs and descents. Expect knife-edge ridgelines, forgotten cemeteries, rivrbeds, rope sections, and terrain designed to question your life choices.
These trails will test your legs, your lungs, and possibly your sanity.
The start location will remain secret. The finish will be at a location where food awaits, and we will conduct the down-downs and festivities there.
There will be no car run.
Instead, we will all board a bus that will carry us around one hour to the unknown start point. From there, you’re on your own. We will only be accepting 17 hashers for this run. First cum; first serve.
So, prepare yourselves.
Train if you must.
Pray if you believe.
Hydrate if you’re smart.
Because on April 25, you’re not just going for a run: you’re continuing the legacy and lore of the Kaohsiung Hash House Harriers with another Croc Rules Run.
On On.
Costs: NT1100 (Run Fees 300, Bus 425, Food 375)
Time: Meet at 11:00 am
Start Pick up: https://maps.app.goo.gl/5xksv8YjZdPK52Rz9
Dragon Boats 2026
The Kaohsiung Hash House Harriers has been entering a team of paddlers and helmsmen in dragon boat races for decades. If you are interested in participating on the 2026 team, you will need to be a member of Kaohsiung's most elite social club.
Check out our run schedule and come on a run. You’ll be on your way to making the team!!!
